never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
Tracks
snow shark
I keep thinking the nostrils are the eyes and it makes me laugh
Lmaoo
DOUBLE SCHWING!
(Source: l-ian)
And finally someone said it
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
First method:
Well done, i guess…Second:
I fucked upGirls… how?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I’m now repeatedly trying these. No success with the boy’s method, but I don’t see how boys have no success with the girl’s method.. I’m confused.
am i the only one who doesnt do either of these?! i pull my sleeves off first and push my shirt over my head with my shoulders… soooo… awkward.
world history in one sentence
Guys.
It’s a book mark that marks your spot in the book.
The Cast of Orange Is The New Black for Elle Magazine
(Source: candysss)
guys this is honestly my favorite self-referential lyrical progression
does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos